I'm really not the god of time.

Chapter 100 The Clown Performance of a Simp

Wang Dong sat down first.

The screen jumped twice before finally settling on the number "5".

The onlookers burst into laughter.

Wang Dong didn't seem to care; he scratched his head and came down.

Anyway, he had long since accepted the fact that he was a Muggle.

Moreover, his major is general studies, so he doesn't care how much [magic power] he has.

He looked at the large screen in the testing room, pointed to the anonymous data at the very top, and said:

"Look, the top student among the freshmen has surpassed 10,000 in magic power. Can you guess who it is?"

Zhang Lingyun shrugged:

"How would I know?"

Wang Dong curled his lip:

"Who else could it be but Gao Yuanfan? I heard he recently hired a personal trainer just to get his name on the freshman list."

"Oh, it's alright!"

Zhang Lingyun made a casual comment without much expression on his face.

But he didn't expect that Gao Yuanfan himself was standing not far away, surrounded by a group of people praising him.

Zhuang Wenwen was also in the crowd.

Seeing her sycophant overpower everyone else, she wore a smug expression.

Zhang Lingyun's casual "It's alright" happened to reach Gao Yuanfan's ears.

Gao Yuanfan immediately pushed through the crowd, walked up to Zhang Lingyun, crossed his arms, and sneered:

"What's wrong? Judging from your tone, you think my 10,000 [magic points] aren't enough?"

Zhang Lingyun and I exchanged a glance, and he smiled:

"Is there any need to get so worked up? It's just over 10,000, and you want the whole world to know? Don't you think you're being a bit ridiculous?"

Gao Yuanfan's facial muscles twitched:

"You, who got in through connections, dare to look down on this year's winner?"

"Hehe! You should really thank me for being admitted without taking the entrance exam, otherwise you wouldn't have gotten first place."

"you!"

Gao Yuanfan was so angry his face turned green, and he pointed at Zhang Lingyun's nose and said:

"Go ahead and take the test if you dare! Let's make a bet today: whoever gets the lower score has to call the other 'daddy' right now! Do you dare?"

Zhang Lingyun smiled.

I never expected there would be a "father-son game".

However, he hears the word "dad" all the time, so it's not uncommon for him.

When Xia Youran was being made weak, she would often beg for mercy and call out "Daddy".

That sweet and gentle voice is such a pleasure to listen to.

As for idiots like Gao Yuanfan, although he has a round face and a full beard, he also loves to show off his white socks.

But Zhang Lingyun didn't like that kind of food; she found it disgusting.

He raised an eyebrow and changed the bet:

"Calling me 'Dad' is fine, but even if I were your dad, I'd still feel like I'm losing face."

Gao Yuanfan gritted his teeth and said:

"Are you scared?"

Zhang Lingyun looked up at the doorway:

"No! Let's try a different way of playing."

"Okay! Then you go ahead..."

"How about the loser treats the whole school to bubble tea for a day?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Dong quickly grabbed Zhang Lingyun and said urgently:

"Brother, don't be impulsive! Calling someone 'Dad' is just a little embarrassing."

The milk tea alone costs at least tens of thousands of yuan that day. Are you crazy to be so extravagant?

Zhang Lingyun simply smiled and looked at Gao Yuanfan provocatively:

"Dare you or not? If you don't dare, then get lost and stop getting in my way."

Gao Yuanfan hesitated for a moment.

Although he always looked down on Zhang Lingyun, thinking that he was just someone who got in through connections.

But he really didn't know how much "magic power" Zhang Lingyun had.

Seeing Zhang Lingyun's confidence, he was momentarily at a loss for what to do.

Just then—

Zhuang Wenwen nudged his arm and gave him an encouraging look.

This woman loves watching sycophants fight tooth and nail for her.

Of course, I wouldn't miss out on this excitement.

Provoked by her words, Gao Yuanfan's blood rushed to his head, and he slapped his thigh and shouted:

"Fine! I'll take the bet! Everyone here can be a witness! Anyone who dares to renege on their bet will be a laughingstock at Green Island University for four years."

Wang Dong was so anxious he was practically grimacing.

Although he knew that Zhang Lingyun had suddenly become enlightened before the college entrance examination.

Even his best friend couldn't believe that Zhang Lingyun could surpass Gao Yuanfan, who had held the top spot for three years.

Zhang Lingyun ignored the surrounding chatter.

He slowly sat down on the testing chair, signaling to the school doctor that they could begin.

The school doctor put the electrodes on him following standard procedures.

I don't know if the school doctor's procedure was more standardized, or if Zhang Lingyun's reactance was already high enough.

He didn't feel any pain and easily completed the test.

Surrounded by a group of people, Gao Yuanfan confidently approached the monitor.

But the numbers on the screen remained motionless, only displaying five glaring "0"s.

There was a two-second silence, followed by a burst of laughter.

Gao Yuanfan laughed the hardest, tears almost streaming down his face:

"Hahaha! Zero [Magic Points]? Still dare to say you didn't get in through connections? You've got a real slap in the face now, haven't you?"

Zhang Lingyun left the testing chair and glanced at the screen with a puzzled look.

What's going on?

Is the machine broken?

Gao Yuanfan pointed at Zhang Lingyun's nose and began to mock him, spitting as he spoke:

"If I were you, I'd drop out of school tomorrow. Don't embarrass yourself at school all the time and lower the standards of us real test takers."

Zhang Lingyun pushed him away slightly to prevent his spittle from getting on her clothes:

"School nurse, what happened?"

The school doctor then snapped out of his shock.

She pressed a button and said apologetically:

"Sorry, sorry. When I test students' magic power, I usually use the low-dose mode, which can only display up to five digits."

I really didn't expect that someone would be able to exceed the range today.

The school doctor had barely finished speaking.

The testing room, which had been noisy just moments before, fell completely silent.

Everyone's eyes widened in disbelief.

More than five figures?

Does that mean Zhang Lingyun's [Magic Power] must be at least 100,000?

Gao Yuanfan's laughter stopped abruptly, his face turning deathly pale, and he instinctively resisted:

"Impossible! This is absolutely impossible!"

I was number one in this year's class, and I barely made it past 10,000 even after working my ass off! How could he possibly be ten times as good as me?

No one cares about him.

The school doctor switched to the professional measurement range, and the numbers on the screen began to jump wildly.

The number quickly surpassed 100,000, and the upward momentum showed no signs of slowing down.

Gao Yuanfan's palms were covered in cold sweat.

His face turned pale and then flushed, and even his breathing became rapid.

Wang Dong was grinning from ear to ear, his face beaming like a chrysanthemum.

Zhuang Wenwen's smile gradually stiffened and finally disappeared completely.

She stared intently at the screen, almost forgetting to breathe.

Ultimately, the number stopped at an astonishing "190,000".

The school doctor was startled and slammed his hand on the computer.

After confirming there were no errors, he gasped and said:

"I've been working for so many years, and this is the first time I've seen a freshman with such a high [magic value]."

At this rate, you'll be able to advance to the rank of [Full-fledged Warlock] after another academic year.

Zhang Lingyun smiled and said casually:

"I can't wait until the next school year; I'm aiming to break 200,000 before the end of this semester."